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Carl Doherty created www.holycr4p.com under supervision of his doctor, who conceived the criticism and categorisation of every film and book that Carl consumed a way of tackling his obsessive compulsive disorder. As of 29/0/07 Carl has watched 107 films and read 3 books, and is not entirely sure he liked any of them. Carl Doherty Review Man Carl currently resides in the sunny resort of Southend-on-Sea, where he shares an abandoned warehouse with a buffy-tufted marmoset named Tautilus Samson. Together they have all sorts of adventures. Carl is currently completing his second non-fiction book How to Build a Quantum Flux Capacitor in 8 Easy Steps, the sequel to the bestselling Manipulating Time and Space on a Budget. Or maybe not. Richard Fitch News Bloke Richard Fitch loves choccy biccies, chocolate gateau, chocolate eggs... and in extreme situations the deadly chocolate mousse. His arch nemesis is the insidious lemon meringue, which has already claimed the lives of three members of the gluttonous Fitch family. Anyone entering his vicinity with such a cantankerous pudding will suffer the brunt of his righteous retaliation. Richard also claims to be one of the two adolescents severely burned when their homemade lightsabers exploded. Though if you ask to see said scars, he'll simply hold his breath until he turns red. DoctrineDee Reluctant Art/Design Guy In his adolescence DoctrineDee's affection for Mego dolls once became so severe that he wrapped his grandparents in cellophane and pilfered their home in order to buy the rare Cher Mego with "fashions by Bob Mackie". But he's done his time, and DoctrineDee now aids the East End community by stealing Transformers from the richer, thinner kids and giving them to the poorer, fatter kids. And on occasion, himself.
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